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Um you guys, I have a confession. I'm actually really hot and I actually have a penis, so this person is clearly talking about me. Yes, that's right, you've all been lied to. My name isn't Amy, it's Amis. I'm actually from Yugoslavia, even though that's not a country anymore. Oh, and I'm really, really sexy. Like, I bet even the straightest guys on the site would go gay for me.
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