"Listen up now kids!
Cars are sometimes really difficult, have you ever thought about that?
First, you have to get on the way that you're ass looks great in photos (yes people, show your asses, i've done it before and i'll do it again!)
Then, for most of the time, you have to travel with some hairy man who always says things like ”mrs” and ”do you mind if we listen some classicalmusic”.
There's not really whole lot to do, i get carsick if i read for example.. So, sometimes you just wonder on which material they made the seats
or who the fuck are you travelling with really. Did she just sneak in?
But if i told you that getting on it's tough, getting off is just pure pain every time! (so don't show your privateparts, it's such a different thing than your ass!)
But... i do enjoy those rides with the hairy men.. More than... well...
He is such a dramaqueen! We haven't even left the parkinglot and he is already scared!
What a fucking ride it's going to be again!!!! We'll be home maybe sometime tomorrow?!"
