Bought the mag yesterday, and let me tell you, it was more awkward than when I bought Blender. When I bought Blender, I bought other stuff with it, so it didn't like stick out. But yesterday I bought Maxim and only Maxim, and the bitch didn't even give me a bag because she probably thought I was some kind of perv. I was going to pull the Avril Bandaids card, but I thought it would be best to get the hell out of there and show my mom and dad
