[Open Your Eyes]

There's this crazy clingy chick in one of my classes that always talks to me about whatever is on her mind and stuff. Anyways, today, I walked into class and she looked at me with her huge eyes and turned around and leaned on my desk like she always does and she's like "I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!" There was a need for caps there, because she was really excited. She went on to say that she was reading an article on the Jonas Brothers in some Teeny Bopper magazine, and Joe Jonas said that "He had a dream that he was on a date with this girl and Avril Lavigne showed up and ate her."

Joe Jonas must have some pretty bizarre dreams. I don't know how reliable this chick is, because she's seriously like crazy. But if someone wants to find the article, I'd love you. I looked and looked but couldn't find it.