[Phili]

My family is obsessed with Monty Python. Don't own much of their stuff though.

Haha the fish license...

"Hello, I would like to buy a fish license please." "A what?" "A license for my pet fish, Eric." "How did you know my name was Eric?" "No, no, no, my fish's name is Eric. Eric the fish. He's an halibut." "What?" "He is...an...halibut." "You've got a pet halibut?" "Yes, I chose him out of the thousands. I didn't like the others. They were all too flat." "

LATER

"A license." "Yes." "For a fish." "Yes." "You are a looney." "Look, it's a bleeding pet, isn't it? I've got a license for me pet dog Eric, and me pet cat Eric..." "You don't need a license for your cat." "I bleeding well do and I've got one. He can't be called Eric without it--" "There's no such thing as a bloody cat license." "Yes there is!" "Isn't!" "Is!" "Isn't!" "I bleeding got one, look, what's that then?" "This is a dog license with the word dog crossed out and cat written in in crayon."

LATER

"Give me a bee license." "A license for your pet bee?" "Yes." "Called Eric? Eric the bee?" "No." "No?" "Eric the half-bee. He had an accident."