I won't claim to be her biggest fan too.
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Truly an essence of a woman is that she can bear a baby on her womb and be able to suffer all the pains as a fruit of her love.
It‘s been over four days since Britney Spears and husband Kevin Federline reportedly welcomed their second baby in the world.
At some point, doctors performed a Cesarean section. Britney‘s new baby is a boy, not a girl, as previously reported by numerous entertainment magazines. And his name is not Jalynn, but Sutton Pierce Federline. Again, we cannot confirm that this is true, but Sutton Pierce has a prestigious ring to it. Trashy young mothers like Britney Spears do tend to try to give their babies a touch of class through their names. We can bet that Britney‘s son‘s name is Sutton Pierce or something just as witty.
She developed preeclampsia, and checked herself into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center early Wednesday morning under the name Pebbles. Yes, Pebbles. We cannot confirm this at all, but this is so trashy, so Britney, that we‘re willing to just assume that it‘s true.
The only official word on SPF, as he‘s now being called, comes from his dad, who reportedly said, "Mom and baby are doing well, but we‘re all really tired." Well, the world would like to know how it is that "we‘re" all tired. It‘s not as if Britney endured grueling hours of labor. And, we all know what a hard worker K-Fed is. Kevin Federline is tired, but in a different way.
With such secretcy surrounding the birth of baby Sutton, we‘re beginning to wonder why Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are trying to pull off what naturally occurred for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
For once, the Spears-Federline won‘t outright shamelessly use their baby for their own personal attention and validation, and promotion of their new work. They‘ll wait it out, let the interest build.
Federline, while promoting his debut album, Playing With Fire, will give the routine “I don‘t talk about my personal life‘ statement a few months later, after Britney has something of her own to promote, something that will really bring in the dough, the world will know every detail surrounding the birth of my child”.
News Type : World news
Story : AJR