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April Fool's, maybe?

[Once a Heavenly Creature]

Oh yeahhhhhh. Didn't Avril say last April Fool's she was pregnant? Or one time she said that and called her mom...I remember that...haha

[avrils angel !]

Originally Posted by Val3

on the mainpage a while back,
Staticrebelle said that avril was pregnant, offically.
I wonder what happened to the fetus.

No thats not true

[Val3]

^I'm saying staticrebelle said that on the main page, that's all.

[avrils angel !]

Originally Posted by Val3

^I'm saying staticrebelle said that on the main page, that's all.

But avril has never been pregnant and is not pregnant

[Val3]

^you're hillarious.

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Possibly Pregnant Avril Lavigne Not Pregnant Says Avril Lavigne
January 28th, 2008 at 15:30 by Stuart Heritage

Imagine the glorious baby that would be created if obnoxious pop brat Avril Lavigne ever had a baby with syrup-faced goon Deryck Whibley.

And imagine it hard, because you won't get to see it for a while. Although reports have been fizzing around claiming that Avril Lavigne is expecting her first baby, Avril's reps have dashed everyone's hopes by claiming that none of it is true.

But, hey, at least now that she probably isn't pregnant Avril Lavigne gets to remain the cleverest and most mature person in her family. Unless she has a pet gerbil, of course.

That Avril Lavigne, she's always copying everyone's ideas isn't she? After the storm last year over the fact that her songs Girlfriend and I Don't Have To Try sounded an awful lot like songs by other people, it's been claimed that Avril Lavigne has now decided to rip off Nicole Kidman's idea of letting a man's sperm penetrate the cell membrane of her oocyte up the ampulla of her fallopian tube and fusing together to create life.

In other words, some people think that Avril Lavigne is pregnant. If we were Nicole Kidman we'd sue.

However, even though reports have been buzzing around about Avril Lavigne's supposed pregnancy thanks to her husband Deryck Whibley apparently telling people that he was excited about becoming a dad, Avril herself has denied the claims. Well, she got her publicist to deny the claims - we're still not entirely sure that Avril's capable of stringing more than three or four words together at once by herself. Anyway:

Lavigne’s representative has dismissed the reports, saying: “It’s not true.”

So it was all a great big false alarm. Still, at least this way Avril Lavigne won't have to balance her newborn baby with her long-held hobbies of drinking to excess, writing songs in aneurysm-inducing text-speak and leading Britney Spears astray. So it's probably for the best.

Still, at least we know that Avril Lavigne definitely isn't pregnant despite all the reports.

If we were Eva Longoria we'd sue.


Source: Possibly Pregnant Avril Lavigne Not Pregnant Says Avril Lavigne - Hecklerspray: Music, Movies, TV, Celebs, Games and Gossip

Stuart Heritage sure did spend a lot of time looking up a Science book. Kudos...

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Originally Posted by MotherFuckinPrincess

No thats not true

My take all the whole pregnancy thing is....I'm betting she is.
If it's true she's about 6 weeks along, that would mean on New Years Eve she would have been maybe 2 weeks, and chances are she didn't even know it herself at that time, so she ended up drinking that night. Nothing that surprising really, and it does happen...sometimes girls don't know until a month or longer even. It's so early in the term at that point that it's highly unlikely it would harm the fetus any.

A rep said the rumor isn't true...but I remember Christina Aguilera herself, AND her reps for about...6 months, saying she wasn't pregnant either, until everyone in the world could see without a doubt she was...and sure enough, she was, then she finally admittied it. So it wouldn't be the first time a rep denies something that's really true, even though I don't understand the point in doing that since this isn't something that can go unnoticed indefinitely, like maybe some other issues with celebrities. So in time, everyone will know anyway if she really is.

Additional tour dates...if her due date is in August, which makes a ton of sense if she conceived in mid December, then she could realistically tour probably until around June. Being that Gwen, J-lo and Michelle Branch have all toured while pregnant, J-lo and Michelle I think a bit more into their term, that's certainly possible for Avril. Not that she'd be able to jump around and dance alot, but she could still sing, play guitar, and get through the shows well enough. If the option is cancelling a slew of dates, my bet would be they go forward with the tour as long as possible and let her dancers do all the dancing for the most part.

Her recent photos from the beach pretty much are convincing she's pregnant...about 6 weeks as was reported. I guessed 2-4 months at first but 6 weeks is certainly possible too. Some of those side view shots really do seem as if she is...which could also be the reason for the towel she has on. Even with that, her overall shape appears to be that of a girl whose about 6 weeks pregnant. Only time will tell for sure, but at this point my bet is that she's definitely going to be a mom come August, so with that, my congratulations go out to her and Deryck on their first child! :-) I'll be seeing her a couple times before then so I'm sure by then everyone will know if it's true or not since that's still a few months off.

Avril may have said she wasn't planning on having kids until 5 more years, but accidents do happen and if she chose not to get an abortion then everyone should support her decision. She's being responsible and having the baby like Jamie Lynn Spears.

I didn't even know about the info on the main page that was posted about her "officially" being pregnant, but if that's true then that's even more reason to believe she is. I'd say in about another month or 2 at most, everyone will know for sure.