The avril & jesse conspiracy thread

okay, so after seeing avril's pics from KCA, I started thinking...
now, I'm not sure it's really jesse's pick on her neck, but I thought it'd be a funny thread.
okay, so my theory is this: avril and jesse never broke up. they just decided that being in each other's faces all day long EVERY day was putting too much pressure on their relationship, so they just decided it'd be best if jesse left the band.
they just made it look like they broke up and that's why jesse left the band so avril would get some more media coverage.
to make sure avril gets the most out of this situation, jesse goes out and buys 2 pairs of shoes - one for avril and one for deryck and makes them walk around in central park together, so it'd be easy to take a picture of them together. that'd make everybody think avril and jesse were over, and that he got kicked out of the band for it, avril and jesse won't be harrassed by the media and have their secret relationship, and avril gets tons of press.
it all makes perfect sense!

edit: I started it as a joke, but when I read it now, it really seems like it could be true (nah...)post any other suggestions you might have

WTF????? you made me laugh lol

haha good, that's why I started this thread

haha good theory

Originally posted by adisil
okay, so after seeing avril's pics from KCA, I started thinking...
now, I'm not sure it's really jesse's pick on her neck, but I thought it'd be a funny thread.
okay, so my theory is this: avril and jesse never broke up. they just decided that being in each other's faces all day long EVERY day was putting too much pressure on their relationship, so they just decided it'd be best if jesse left the band.
they just made it look like they broke up and that's why jesse left the band so avril would get some more media coverage.
to make sure avril gets the most out of this situation, jesse goes out and buys 2 pairs of shoes - one for avril and one for deryck and makes them walk around in central park together, so it'd be easy to take a picture of them together. that'd make everybody think avril and jesse were over, and that he got kicked out of the band for it, avril and jesse won't be harrassed by the media and have their secret relationship, and avril gets tons of press.
it all makes perfect sense!

edit: I started it as a joke, but when I read it now, it really seems like it could be true (nah...)post any other suggestions you might have

Dude, call me crazy, but ur theory does make kinda sense. Expect the part Jesse bought 2 pairs of shoes so avril and deryck (they bought their own shoes :P) But yeah if Avril was haveing a relationship with Jdyreck why would she walk in a place so obvious so the media could be all over her?? SHE WOULDN'T!!! I like ur theory. Call me crazy but ur theory does make sense and it ddnt really make me laugh. Think about it.

yeah i know it makes some sense but it made laugh lol

Holy shit, that was totally my theory! :eek: You stole it, all except for the part with the shoes...I don't really get that part.

the part of the shoes is really funny lol

lol the part of them not even breaking up came throw my mind to

lmao scerect relationship haha my friend has always wanted one of those lol dont ask my y

yea the bit about the shoes is funny

dunno wat to believe soo many lies!

well, the part about the shoes I just made up as I was going lol but actually, when I heard that jesse's leaving the band, to me it didn't neccessarily mean that he and avril broke up

And I think some people *cough*amanda*cough* have quite something to add to this lovely thread....

*looks around innocently* who? me?


haha.

adisil, apart from that ... weird shoe part of the theory, that is exactly what ive been thinking. although, as Luc and i have vowed WE WILL GET TO THE BOTTEM OF THIS - i just gotta get my contacts to ger their asses online and maybe even to the Closet Monster show thats coming up .... yes ... thats it ... she'll be goin there ... ill see what i can dig up.

that is so scary i just noticed that about the pick and was thinking the same thing just like an hour ago. woah scary. lol

[AngelAv]

yeah i never thought of this way before but it could be true....because Avril would never say if its true that they were dating.....the shoe part was funny *lol*