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05-07-2008, 11:34 AM
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The song Complicated- With a twist!!!
this is for all the chemistry geeks out there
  Saw a post with Girlfriend changed and it reminded me of this! My friend sent me it a while ago!!  Hope it hasnt been posted p.s sorry about the typo in the title DEPROTONATEDBased on “Complicated” by Avril Lavigne (…now don’t tell me I’m not modern enough!) Chill out, hydrogen chloride: You're on the acidic side, You can turn blue litmus paper red, So it’s said; With base, you can neutralise, Water makes you ionise ’Cos you lose a hydrogen ion And you become Cl- and H3O+ Your pH is low, ‘cos in H2O You deprotonate - H+ you donate, you see… Tell me, Why d'you have to go and get so deprotonated? I see the way you're Split into your ions and you're fully dissociated, You're low pH and It's because your H+ you donate to a base, and you're great as a proton donor - You're a strong acid 'cos your H+ is so concentrated...oh, oh When you become aqueous, You're then all plus and minus - The reaction goes to completion; In solution, Water's weakly basic, so That's where all your protons go: They join to make hydroxonium And you become Cl- and H3O+ Your pH is low, ‘cos in H2O You deprotonate - H+ you donate, you see… Tell me, Why d'you have to go and get so deprotonated? I see the way you're Split into your ions and you're fully dissociated, You're low pH and It's because your H+ you donate to a base, and you're great as a proton donor - You're a strong acid 'cos your H+ is so concentrated...oh, oh, oh… Chill out, hydrogen chloride: You've been completely ionised, And by your conjugate acid and base You’ve been replaced: Cl- and H3O+ Your pH is low, ‘cos in H2O You deprotonate - H+ you donate, you see… Tell me, Why d'you have to go and get so deprotonated? I see the way you're Split into your ions and you're fully dissociated, You're low pH and It's because your H+ you donate to a base, and you're great as a proton donor - You're a strong acid 'cos your H+ is so concentrated...oh, oh…
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05-07-2008, 12:06 PM
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This AMAZING blend was made by Running With Scissors! Danny AKA Just A Fan makes me Happy- he is my German Boy xXoavriloXx Is My Best Damn Twin Sister !Who knows what could happen, Do what you do just keep on laughing One things true there's always a brand new day! 26th may 2008 Was the Best Damn Day Of My Life Ever!!!! check out my review!! |
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05-07-2008, 12:15 PM
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This AMAZING blend was made by Running With Scissors! Danny AKA Just A Fan makes me Happy- he is my German Boy xXoavriloXx Is My Best Damn Twin Sister !Who knows what could happen, Do what you do just keep on laughing One things true there's always a brand new day! 26th may 2008 Was the Best Damn Day Of My Life Ever!!!! check out my review!! |
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05-07-2008, 12:23 PM
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This AMAZING blend was made by Running With Scissors! Danny AKA Just A Fan makes me Happy- he is my German Boy xXoavriloXx Is My Best Damn Twin Sister !Who knows what could happen, Do what you do just keep on laughing One things true there's always a brand new day! 26th may 2008 Was the Best Damn Day Of My Life Ever!!!! check out my review!! |
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05-07-2008, 12:37 PM
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 Thanks for posting, my Scottish girl! btw I see you've added me to your sig - thank you so much, Hannah! This means a lot to me!
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