Well, I've been awake for six and a half hours, and I've been watching every episode of Family Guy. Do I like Family guy? No, not particularly, the joke's aren't funny, and, in reality, probably were never funny, but one's willing to subject himself to a lot of weird stuff for the want of stimulation. Ask Brian.

Boredom. A funny thing, really. I'm doing a lot for my parents right now. My dad's got health/business issues, my grandmother's dying, my mom's...my mom. I've got a lot to...

Is that a crime? I have 17000 songs in my iTunes database. Not a lot, to be sure, but also nothing to sneeze at. When some people say they have a lot of songs, they just don't. 2000, 3000, 4000? I gave Claudia half the money for her new iPod that holds like a bajillion songs and she's got, like, 2100 songs.

I've got an 80 gig, and I'm running out of space. She has 120, and she could do with a Nano. Which she has. But I'm sooo glad I helped her buy it. It was a Christmas present, and...

I don't think I ever saw her in anything but boots, a long dress, and a sweater. Even when I ran into her at a NIN concert, she looked like a teacher.

She would never laugh, only say whether a joke is stupid or not...

Except for once:
I made a joke about rosebud being the sled in Citizen Kane, and she laughed so hard she threw up. I'm unaware of what the joke was at this point. The only thing I can remember is the puke all over my teacher. It was truly the best...