That's right I'm geting married. To myself. Have you heard of thoes "Me Rings?" Fuck a promise, or a purity or a fucking wedding ring. Giving your kid a purity ring only means they will do it in the butt.

I'm getting a right hand diamond ring for my ring finger, which is to signify my autonomy and personal sucess. Here are a few things I wlll be endulging in on my own personal honeymoon with my own self.

Something old: Leslie Feinberg's Stone Butch Blues...