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03-05-2007, 05:01 PM
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"oh, yeah...damnit!" Avril whined at the thought of it.
Yesterday Afternoon. "What the hell, dude!" "you can't just put my nude body in the Sun saying I'm the mexican bigfoot!"
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03-05-2007, 05:44 PM
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"What?" Deryck stared at her.
"I, um, nothing." There was a knock at the door. "I'll get it," Deryck mumbled. He lazily stood up from his computer chair and opened the door. "Hoy fuck steve!" "What is it?" Avril ran to the front door. "Ahh! Avril! Holy fuck where the hell are your clothes?!" "Clothes? What?" Avril looked down at herself. "Oh yeah i'm still naked!" She giggled. "But I dont matter. Why the hell are you dressed up as a banana?" "It's halloween." He smiled. "Really?" "Yeah. I'm here to drop off Deryck's orange suit." Steve held out orange hair dye, orange tights, orange shoes, and a very large orange that Deryck could wear. "Thanks man!" Deryck happily took all the stuff. "I've been looking foward to this!" He trotted upstairs. "So..." Avril eyes Steve. "You know, we could..." "That was a long time ago! I'm with Deryck now!" "I was going to say play twister." "Oh."
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03-06-2007, 03:02 PM
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"Well I need to locate some clothes before i say anything" Avril blushed walking upstairs "Make yourself feel at home." she said.
"At home?" Steve took off his clothes and took sat down on the leathe couch. "WHAT THE FUCK" Deryck yelled with a hint of laughter. "Dude so not cool" "Avril said make yourself feel at home man! what was i spose to do" Steve grinned. "Well for starters keep your clothes on"
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03-13-2007, 11:17 PM
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"What.." Steve started, "you have something against threesomes?"
Up until this point, Avril & Deryck had preferred their own personal intimacy - and, one of Deryck's first friends was definitely not on the list of who to mess with together. "Um...well..." Deryck coughed. He really didn't like the idea that his friend suggested. Mostly because Deryck was jealous that his wife would ogle Steve and think he's better in bed. "Oh sure!" Avril chirped, "let's play strip Twister!"
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03-14-2007, 05:53 PM
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But then the doorbell sounded again, and they all stared...who was it?
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03-14-2007, 06:10 PM
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It was Chuck Norris! He burst open the door and said "hey, it's not naked
twister without me!" Chuck then ripped off his clothes and tackled Steve in mid air. "NO! now I feel dirty!" whined Steve
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03-17-2007, 01:37 AM
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"I think i'm scared" Avril stammered lookin at Chuck Norris's member.
"Man he's lucky" Deryck stared comparing his too Chucks. "I didn't know that came that big to be honest" Steve spoke his jaw till plastered to the ground from shock.
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03-17-2007, 12:41 PM
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(this is starting to get mildly disturbing, lmao, I'm getting Avril and Deryck out of there)
Deryck looked at Avril and was suddenly all too aware that he was half naked and the wrong half was exposed, "Shite." Avril giggled a little, "Maybe we should leave these two alone." They quickly dressed and left. As they closed the door they heard Steve yell, "Not in the face!" "I don't even want to know." Deryck took Avril's hand, but she quickly yanked it away. "Oh sorry, Deryck." She slipped her fingers back between his. "I'm just a little, uh, shaky. That thing was scary huge." "Did you REALLY want to have a threesome with Steve?" he asked quietly. "Ew, no. I don't know what I was thinking. He's your best friend and um... threesomes sort of freak me out. Especially with two guys." Just then, Steve, in all his glory, came shooting out the door towards them.
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