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05-15-2007, 05:13 PM
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Sexy Bitch II
 
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" Damn it Avril I think it is broken. What the hell did you do that for anyway." Deryck asked. "
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 Do you think any of us want to look into his eyes for the next hundred years if he loses you? (Alice) And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…What a stupid lamb. What a sick, masochistic lion. (Edward, Bella, Edward) Young And Hopeless is my Mom, Emo Sausage is my Dad. My brothers and sisters are: Yiota, hotrunaway, Seyary_Minamoto, Coke_Gurl, Far Away, Havril!, Avril Misery, and .omgpinkk- My Aunts are: Quarter of Delirium, Morenor, and Avrilpink and my Great Grandma is 3.1415926 sk8ergirl92696 is my baby sister.  |
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07-13-2007, 02:40 PM
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(Im going to play now...mwahaha)
"I wanted to see if I could fix that big thing on your face, but I didnt think it would really work...come to think of it, you kind of look like Brad Pitt!" "NO!" Deryck yelled. Suddenly, Avril yells "Shit, I think we just hit something!" deryck got out of the car. "hmm...I think its me...well no...Aww fuck, Brad Pitt got a fucking nose job...damn hes ugly...well now he is...OH NO CHUCK NORRIS AGAIN! RUN BABE!" Avril shreeked and tried to start her car, but it was too late, brad pitt and chuck norris had already gotten to Deryck and now, Avril was the only one who wasnt a sex zombie... "holy shit..." duh duh duh...a loud POP! sound came sounding through the vehicle. Avril looked down to see why she felt wierd...then she looked in the mirror..She was now, Laura Craft: Tomb Raider in... Tomb Raider and the attack ot the fucking sex zombies
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 GO TEAM TWIN-AV.X  CONVERSE!!!!!! YOU KNOW IT BABAY!!!!!!now have a bandaids BRO who is Piggler2, my best friend from school and all that stuff! Steven is the real name of him. I have the coolest Mums... #1 Mum- Hev #2 Mum- Liqaa' #3 Mum- Vicky There Grandkids are... (my kids) Kelly-Ginger and her wifey Amppa by technicality! Sara-White Night Fantasy Oscar-Rasco_Lirva OsMahogany Steven-Piggler2...he wont admit it but he's mah biznatch!lol b-roka KellyRose-my friend form school also, Kelly another kid!!!!!!!!....piss_take AND ANOTHER...*BlackMagic* AND ANOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SweetElf Rockchickfan Storm reesie22 |
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08-01-2007, 06:26 AM
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"Derrrrryck!" Avril cried reacheing out to him unknowingly hitting the glass a little harder then she would have liked. She finally got the car started and drived as fast as she could. Although she did not know were she was going her instincts were telling her this was the right way. Closing her eyes for a second she heard a huge thump.
"Auch!" "Not another one!" Avril rolled her eyes and got out of the car again. "Holy shit your Robert Downey Jr." "Thanks point out the obvious, were the hell did my stash go" Robert looked around the veichle for his white powder." "Sorry, listen you HAVE to get out of here the sex zombies are everywere!!" Avril cried. "Sex zombies? sweet! i haven't gotten laid in months, i mean other than with mysefl" Robert admitted blushing slightly "No dude, not hot chicks, men, Chuck Norris to be exact!" "Fuck! thats some scary shit!" Robert laughed rapping his arm around Avril. "So, are Yoooou a sex zombie?" "No! Hell no! I'm married" Avril yelled getting his arm off of her. "But I can't leave you out here, get in the car!"
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08-05-2007, 12:25 AM
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Sexy Bitch II
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" I can't keep you with me right now and you Are gonna get me in trouble if I get caught with you and all that crack." Avril said. After a few miles she stopped at a police station. " Can I help you Miss?" asked an officer who came out of the station when she pulled up. "Yeah I have Robert Downey Jr. here and he has about five pounds of crack on him. I can't stay around and talk I'm being chased by Sex Zombies. My husband was among them. I don't know if he is a zombie yet but I sure hope not." Avril stated more just to get it off her chest then to tell him.
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Do you think any of us want to look into his eyes for the next hundred years if he loses you? (Alice) And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…What a stupid lamb. What a sick, masochistic lion. (Edward, Bella, Edward) Young And Hopeless is my Mom, Emo Sausage is my Dad. My brothers and sisters are: Yiota, hotrunaway, Seyary_Minamoto, Coke_Gurl, Far Away, Havril!, Avril Misery, and .omgpinkk- My Aunts are: Quarter of Delirium, Morenor, and Avrilpink and my Great Grandma is 3.1415926 sk8ergirl92696 is my baby sister. |
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08-05-2007, 12:28 AM
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Sexy Bitch II
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I love this story
It is fun and I'm good at making things up
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Do you think any of us want to look into his eyes for the next hundred years if he loses you? (Alice) And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…What a stupid lamb. What a sick, masochistic lion. (Edward, Bella, Edward) Young And Hopeless is my Mom, Emo Sausage is my Dad. My brothers and sisters are: Yiota, hotrunaway, Seyary_Minamoto, Coke_Gurl, Far Away, Havril!, Avril Misery, and .omgpinkk- My Aunts are: Quarter of Delirium, Morenor, and Avrilpink and my Great Grandma is 3.1415926 sk8ergirl92696 is my baby sister. |
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08-05-2007, 12:33 AM
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"Okay slow down mam, we have you covered, someone will excort Mr Downey Jr. out of your vehicle. But we don't do sex zombies see the sign" the policeofficer pointed at a yellow sign that was located near the front door. And as he told her the sign said 'The police are not liable to help anyone who has problems with sex zombies.'
"That sucks, why was that rule made?" Avril asked calming down a bit. "I'm not sure, I guess people have been complaining alot lately and we are sick of it." "Oh, well then I'll be on the road again..." She mumbled to herself trying not to overwork herself about the situation. "Good luck" the policeofficer told her as she began to walk out the front door "... we will have Mr Downey taken care of"
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