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Old 08-23-2007, 05:09 PM   #46 (permalink)
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"Well if you really want me to get turned on you can keep it up. I mean I'm not really complaining. Just thought I'd warn you first." Rob said. " No I'm good, Really I am. I'm gonna stop now." Avril stated. " I have to find my husband anyway. God I hope he isn't a sex zombie. We should probably try to figure out how to stop these guys shouldn't we?" Avril asked. "Well if we wanted to do the right thing yeah we should. But if we acted on our horny sides, then no. I could probably have fun with those zombies later." Rob's face went a little red when he finished the sentence.
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Old 08-23-2007, 05:10 PM   #47 (permalink)
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That's about all I can type for now.. On top of everything we have a memorial for my Great Uncle who passed away last week tuesday. So I get to go to that and pray I don't get anyone sick.. I'll maybe get on tomorrow..
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Then suddenly, as she watched the female cops chase the nonexistant Brad Pitt, she heard something like shatteing glass.
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It was too late. Robert was attacked through the window and couldnt keep his hands off of the seat. He was now a zombie along with all the rest of the town.
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Old 09-18-2007, 04:26 PM   #50 (permalink)
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"FUCK!!!" Avril Yelled... "Shit..Damn.. What the Hell am I gonna do now???" Still yelling she was out of the car and down the street away from all the Sex Zombies. "How the hell am I gonna find Deryck now?" She asked herself silently. Then it came out of nowhere. A scream tearing through the night. " AVRIL!!!!!!! Where are you... Damn it..." That is when she saw him. Deryck. Not a zombie. " DerycK!!!!!! You're not a zombie." " No I'm not. And you're not either.. Thank God. Although It wouldn't have been all that bad if you were a zombie.." " Well we could still do it later... After you shave your other leg." Av said. " Damn it I thought you didn't want me to. Fine Give me a little while.. Can we find out how to turn these zombies back to regular people again?
Deryck asked.
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"I know just the guy!" said Avril "Groucho Marx!" "but Avril, he's dead"said Deryck
"oh yeah heh heh. Well how about the great Wally Lama?" Deryck gave Avril a funny look "who?"
"you'll see, just follow me!"Avril exclamed and off they went to the Ozark hills and climbed the highest hill of all. They found a little man with a glazed look in his eye and was only wearing a thong and repeated the following words, "the gov'ment gone took ma baby!"
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Do you think any of us want to look into his eyes for the next hundred years if he loses you? (Alice)
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…What a stupid lamb. What a sick, masochistic lion. (Edward, Bella, Edward)
Young And Hopeless is my Mom, Emo Sausage is my Dad.
My brothers and sisters are: Yiota, hotrunaway, Seyary_Minamoto, Coke_Gurl, Far Away, Havril!, Avril Misery, and .omgpinkk-
My Aunts are: Quarter of Delirium, Morenor, and Avrilpink
and my Great Grandma is 3.1415926
sk8ergirl92696 is my baby sister.