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Old 02-11-2008, 12:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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"it made me go ooh ohh"
Avril Lavarock crawled cat-like on top of her guitarist Evan Taubenfelldown. She looked him in the eyes, which were like colored circles with a dot in the middle.
"Evan," she said.
"Avril," he replied.

She pecked him on the lips, like a free-range chicken at feeding time. She then bit at his lip as if she were tearing the baconstrip off a filet-mignon. He responded by biting her eyebrow. She said ow.

Their lips locked together like a couple of wet suction cups. His hand caressed her bare thigh, reaching up beneath her skirt to tear away her tiny, yet extremely stylish, panties.

He pulled off her t-shirt and, like a dustbuster after a new year's party, he began mouthing her neck and breasts. She tore open his shirt and kissed her way down to his crotch. She opened his button fly, to reveal his mighty mass of manly meat. Two became one as they fit together like Lego, singer and guitarist, ying and yang, monkey and wrench.

"Oh-oh," she said.
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Old 02-11-2008, 01:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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