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04-17-2008, 04:45 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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I might go on reading this... But I have to say its really odd... and it reminds me of a movie called play misty for me... an obssesive fan goes after the guy of his dreams, and he almost forgets his girlfriend... I wonder what will happen, but I'd go for Deryclk, I'm Avrylck for life
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04-17-2008, 07:48 PM
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Sexy Bitch II
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Perhaps! Urghs LOL *Shakes fist at YOU* we want an update!
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 Do you think any of us want to look into his eyes for the next hundred years if he loses you? (Alice) And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…What a stupid lamb. What a sick, masochistic lion. (Edward, Bella, Edward) Young And Hopeless is my Mom, Emo Sausage is my Dad. My brothers and sisters are: Yiota, hotrunaway, Seyary_Minamoto, Coke_Gurl, Far Away, Havril!, Avril Misery, and .omgpinkk- My Aunts are: Quarter of Delirium, Morenor, and Avrilpink and my Great Grandma is 3.1415926 sk8ergirl92696 is my baby sister.  |
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04-18-2008, 09:14 PM
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*Later that day, at the 'Los Angeles Artists United Against Displaced and Malnourished Children' Charity Event.*
"Finally, we're here," Avril sighed. "The traffic in this city is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S...." Angela nodded, laughing at Avrils HIGHlarious play on words. "I hear you. But..... now that we're here....are you feeling nervous?" "Me? Nervous?" Avril asked, feigning shock. "Are you kidding? I live for this crap!" "I suppose you're right," Angela said, cracking a smile. "But I can't wait to see you up there. I think I'm feeling nervous enough for the both of us." "Don't," Avril reassured, "It's one song. It'll be over before you know it........and when I'm done.....we can celebrate." Angela laughed. "You dirty ho. This is a charity event.....There are children present...." "They can't hear me," Avril whispered, stepping closer to Angela, gently touching her arm. "I'll say whatever I want.....like right now....All I want to do is pull you into my dressing room and......." Avril realized there was a man standing right beside her....staring..... "Aaaaand.....let you pick out my outfit for this performance.....," she turned to the man. "Because she's my stylist......" The man shook his head and walked away. "Smooth," Angela said, flatly. "Shut up....I need to go get ready. You just hang around here until I'm done." She started to walk away...but turned back, and gave Angela a wink. "Be as inconspicuous as possible." "Break a leg," Angela yelled back. And then Avril disappeared behind a large curtain. Slowly, Angela ambled her way to the main concert area, and found a good standing place, near the back, in plain view of the stage. And she waited. The lights dimmed.....And there was silence.....until..... "Hello Angela......" She slowly turned her head..... "Deryck?" Angela questioned, shocked....all of the awkwardness from earlier flooding back to her. "What are you doing here?" "Seems to be the question of the day..." He said flatly, staring at the stage...and not at Angela. "Dude....you're kinda creeping me out righ....." "OH, AM I?" he interrupted, in a high pitched squeal. "Well excuuuuuse me." "Are you alright?" she asked...slowly backing away. At that moment, the stage lights came on....blindingly bright, and Avril walked out on stage. She grabbed the mic, and the band started playing Hot. The crowd went wild. Angela stared at her, up on stage, watching her work the crowd. She felt proud, and smiled to herself. Then she remembered Deryck....and turned, to see him standing inches from her face....glaring. "WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS WITH MY WIFE???" He yelled, his voice muffled by the loud speakers. "I CAN'T HEAR YOU," Angela yelled back....the music drowning out her voice. "YOU HEARD ME," he screamed back. "I WANT YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM HER." Angela was getting freaked. "DUDE....I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT" He took a step towards her. "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT......YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE......." "WHAT????? YOU'RE CRAZY," Angela lied..... "NO I'M NOT," he said, anger burning in his eyes. "I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH YOUR WIFE." "YES.....I KNOW IT.....YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH H........." He stopped mid-sentence....realizing that the room around him had become silent. The fueding twosome slowly turned towards the stage. Everyone in the room....including Avril, was standing there....jaws dropped....staring at them. |
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04-18-2008, 09:42 PM
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Sexy Bitch II
Join Date: Nov 2006
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OH Damn! lol.... very smooth Deryck! hahaha
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Do you think any of us want to look into his eyes for the next hundred years if he loses you? (Alice) And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…What a stupid lamb. What a sick, masochistic lion. (Edward, Bella, Edward) Young And Hopeless is my Mom, Emo Sausage is my Dad. My brothers and sisters are: Yiota, hotrunaway, Seyary_Minamoto, Coke_Gurl, Far Away, Havril!, Avril Misery, and .omgpinkk- My Aunts are: Quarter of Delirium, Morenor, and Avrilpink and my Great Grandma is 3.1415926 sk8ergirl92696 is my baby sister. |
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