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05-11-2008, 08:45 PM
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I read the other day in the paper that a lot of people lie on their resumes. I’m not surprised. I say if you’re gonna lie, the resume is the best place to do it. I exaggerated a little on mine. How do you think I got this job? Hey, ambassador could mean many things. If you’re going to lie on a resume you may as well make it a doozie. Why mess around with small stuff? Tell them you were in the secret service. If they ask any questions, all you have to say is, “It’s a secret.” If they insist, just say, “I’ll tell you, but then I’ll have to kill you.” Actually, the easiest thing to do is to just use someone else’s resume. Including their name. You’ll have to change the phone number so the person doing the hiring calls you, and not the person whose resume you swiped. Of course, make sure that the resume you steal doesn't belong to the person that’s hiring you. "Hey, we both have the same name." "What do you know? We both have the same career goals and special skills including synchronized swimming and stage combat." "Hey, this is my resume!" I will never make that mistake again. Ellen Degeneres' thought of the day November 15 2007  |
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05-11-2008, 11:00 PM
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But then again... she lost her voice and had to drop off a few dates, probably from the strain because her voice isn't used to that amount of work. ...but Alicia Keys herself ended up cancelling a few dates because SHE lost her voice too.
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05-13-2008, 09:07 PM
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David A and Syesha were both awful tonight.
GO DAVID COOK!
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05-13-2008, 09:21 PM
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Syesha awful?? The producers picked an awful song with the last sond that they picked for her. Once again I thought david was boring but I still think he's cool but the judges won't stop uneccecaraly pimping him into the finals with David cook. I know Syesha is going, but she definately wasn't awful. The producers pick awful song choices. How was she awful in your opinon? And I like David C, but he was off pitch more than once tonight.
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05-14-2008, 11:04 PM
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Cook will win. Why?
Here's my theory: This season of American Idol is like the last season of Canadian Idol. Top 3: Both had 2 guys, 1 girl. 21-year old Carly Rae Jepsen lost (and, so did 21-year old Mercado). Top 2: Both have guys. 17-year old Jaydee Bixby lost (meaning, so will 17-year old Archuleta). 25-year old Brian Melo won (meaning, so will 25-year old Cook).
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