^Thankfully I assume the eviction tonight will cut that show short.
Barr's In The Booth
Day 21 - Wed 23 Jan 2008, 15:08 PM

Roseanne
Roseanne Barr takes over the Hijack Booth
The housemates must've been just at the point of thinking Roseanne had changed her mind when the announcement came...
"Hi everybody, this is Roseanne Barr," she cried. "I'm hijacking the House today, now get your asses over to the sofas!"
Of course, the usual dawdling followed, so Roseanne was straight on the mic again.
"I said GET YOUR ASSES OVER TO THE SOFAS!" she shouted.
"You're all very young," she added, "So you should be moving faster. I hate young people."
When all the housemates were dutifully assembled, Roseanne explained about the comedy performance task they would be taking part in.
"Try to keep your material clean," she said, "because we don't want you to f****** swear."
And if housemates were looking for encouragement, they were rewarded fully as Roseanne added a useful tip.
"I'm gonna heckle you if you suck!"
Charming...