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05-23-2003, 04:24 AM

ok just one of those random things u have to post.. i got this in an e-mail from a friend.. u most probably if u been serfin around a lot.. found this somewhere.. its tru.. so if u dont believe it.. go look it up!

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,
and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it?

Makes a person think before judging someone.

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember: Amateurs built the ark.
Professionals built the Titanic!

Question 3:

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

05-23-2003, 04:36 AM

question 1. no i would tell her not to abort it.

question 2. candidate c, i guess...(holy shit, i just so who it was! can i change my answer?)

question 3. any work is good work for me.

whoah, hitler? shit......

Mirma · 05-23-2003, 04:53 AM

question 1:abortion?NO way!I 'm against killing...
question 2:according to the description ,I would also chose option 3,and btw..hitler did cheat on eva braun...
question 3:yeah..idiots united states(not the peole,the congress)...see what they 've done with the war....

still nice to know some of these facts;;;

thanx

05-23-2003, 04:58 AM

HITLER IS ROWDY!!!!...lol...I can dig Hitler!

Mirma · 05-23-2003, 05:10 AM

WHATTT?u like hitler?

05-23-2003, 05:28 AM

HAhahahah!....I knew I was going to get that reaction from Miss. Goody Goody two shoes!...lol

Mirma · 05-23-2003, 05:39 AM

shut up em;ofcourse i would react..did u ever see pictures of the concentration camps? or have grandparents whose parents or friends where tortured there and died?Any?...I guess if u would u wouldn't have written that...

05-23-2003, 05:48 AM

lol...HAve you seen the way people are treated in Guatamo Bay?....

Mirma · 05-23-2003, 05:53 AM

no more lol...this isn't funny!Guantanamo bay isn't that were they keep some iraqis now?

05-23-2003, 07:11 AM

Question 1: I thought she should do an abortion. Too bad, now A Clockwork Orange will lose some of it's wonderfulness.

Question 2: B cos I don't want a war veteran in charge.

Question 3: Didn't really think about it, but it didn't surprise me at all that it was the US Congress, which is scary...