lmao this is funny, somthing i was a part of

[April]

at my other job, price choppers, grocery store, meat dpartment, dont ask, we have these secreity sticker things to put on the meat which we like never do so i give you permission to steal from us haha you wont be the first.
anyways so one day me and this one guy, decide to stick some in our bosses bag lol, so he would beep when trying to go past the beeping things at the front, haha the funny thing is he only found them like last week and we placed them there like 3 weeks ago lol, he told us about it beeping on him when he would come in the monring but it never dawn on him to try and look for them or he jsut couldnt find them and that he only found them this morning haha but of couruse he never knew it was us,
anyways so later that night after he told us, he told me to take them and place them on the meat, so me and that same guy, placed them on customers haha, this one lady, old lady lol, had a buggy thing with a box in it so he placed on on the box and when i past her i placed one on her bag lmaoooooo.. i'm so mean but it was pure laughs, the guy put more on our bosses bag haha and he got stopped at the door when we was leaving lol. he empited out all of his stuff and still didnt relise it was on his bag not in it lmao. ok this is getting long but you get the drift, haha it was funny, many more victums to come haha we did it to another ladys buggy too that same night lol.

[schmarotzer]

rofl!!!! you're the difinition of pure evil, april!! lol

LOL!! omg that'd be so fun! You almost make me want to go get a job so I can do something equally immature! hahaha, oh, that is so something I would do...

[April]

yeah i know it was very immature, but fuck at that place, whenever you can get a laugh in it's all good. There was like a little group of us and we were laughing our ases off
watching my manager searching his bag for the sticker thing, taking out his pants and everything haha it was cracking us up and the highlight was the lady haha i wonder if the beeping thing went off haha.

ahahah, lmao that is the funniest thing ahah.but ya could have spared the old lady ahahah.

hahahahaha ..man.. that was so funny!but thom ur wrong..she's not evIL ..ONLY green-eyed girls are !

[Skytz]

you should stick some to yourself as well, and then when you're walking out of the doors and it beeps, instead of stopping and letting the security search you, just run for it and then once they've caught you and searched you, they won't find what you stole

of course, then you can sue them for wasting your time...

Skytz

ahahahaha. thats funny. jeez im laughin so hard.

[Mirma]

hehe..yeah,that's funny...i'd love to do stuff like that...but i never had the oppurtunity to put a beeper like that on someone's back...i only stick little notes ....but on the other hands,it seemed like whenever i leave a shop (eew;;;hate u kruidvat )that the damn thing must start to beep..the bad thing is everyone looks at u like ur a criminal. including those that have to search u...I Hate that soo much..sigh....so it would be fun to put it on those ppl

Haha that reminds me..one time when I was probably around 8 or 9, I was in this video rental store, and it had its own special section for videos that are for sale. And you had to pay for them in that section, not at the check out that you go to for rentals. And it had that little security thing when you leave that section, of course... So, I saw a video that I wanted and ran out of that section to show my mom, who was looking at rentals. It set off the alarm... I was so embarassed.

OH! And those stupid ink tag things that are always on your clothes in some stores! They don't freakin work! TWICE a cashier has forgotten to take it off, and we got out of the store with it on and have had to go back to the store and be like, "uhh...can ya take this off? I swear we didn't steal it" The first time that happened, the cashier who we went back to was the same as the one who had checked us out the day before, and remembered us. The second time we had the receipt anyways.

[April]

haha it's a cheap store, we dont have serciety, haha it was just like the stupid cashiers ask you if you took anything and that's it ahah of coruse no one that acually steals and gets stopped will say yeah i stole a pack of gum haha, my manager is jsut like too stupid sometimes so he says no i never stole anything but i'll pull everything out of my bag for you to see anyways haha even though like all the cashiers are around my age haha. It's really retarted, this dude that i work with stole a swifter mop yesterday haha,he's like i need one for my room and he's like but i dont want to pay 12 bucks for it so he took it from the shelf, took it out of te box and put it in his bag haha, it was funny.

[Cal]

wait how old do i have to be to work there? hahah