What was that shit..
The quotes
"one of PEOPLE's Most Beautiful couples" AHA yeah right."
" "I had a super Jessica Rabbit crush when I was little. She had red hair like you." "
OK, I just gagged.
"She's kind of like a super-assistant that you can have sex with."
Is this for real?
"PW: "Sharing a bathroom with a girl is awesome 'cause I'm just like, 'Oh I'll try this thing.' I honestly don't really know what most of the stuff I use is. I did a facial [mask] today. I think the eye hole went over my nose. I don't buy those kinds of products [as gifts for Ashlee] cause I'm nervous I'm gonna screw up – she likes La Mer only." "
OK fag, enough is enough. LMAO
"PW: "I was spending a lot of money at Dior so I kind of like –"
AS: "You were like, 'I feel guilty! I'll get something for her.' He's the best at surprising me. He always does little things here and there that surprise me." "
Again, is this for real?
"AS: "It's good if a guy can look good with it or without it. That's why you're good-looking, babe. You don't need anything."
So you like monky looking racoons? FUN
"PW: "I also happened to wear red eyeshadow as eyeliner and people would just, like 100 percent of the time, were like, 'Ah he looks really sick.' Like, that's the only response."
AS: "I like it, though. I think it's pretty."
PW: "I like how it looks. I feel like it's kind of looks like you have a fever of 106º!"
You have got to be kidding me.
This is just too hilarious for words. It's like two chicks who have those conversations in the badroom. "hey does my string look good?" "Yeah babe can you shave my ass crack." "Would love too, love ya suga."
"PW: "[Without makeup,] she reminds me of when I was little in the summer."
STFU please.
"PW: "Sounds like [we're] some hokey couple in a magazine."
You can say that alright.
"PW: "It's kind of like college where [her outfits are] on a grading system where I'll be like, 'That's an A or B,' and I'm kind of on a pass/fail system with her.'"
AS: "He has great clothes. If I want to go for, like, a dress, you'll dress a little bit nicer that day or something."
PW:" I just try to accent whatever she has. I do. When we were getting styled for this [PEOPLE shoot] she had all these really cool things and then I was just kind of like, 'I'm like the whipped cream. The sundae's not good without whipped cream!' That's okay. I really don't mind being the whipped cream."
MAN MAN MAN C'mon
"PW: "I ruin her pants by wearing them. [When] I was on Today, I wore a pair of her pants."

hahahahhahaha.
"AS: "I like everything that he puts on and I like him in nothing as well. [To Pete:]" Your mom's really gonna like that one."
God ashlee!!!
They sounded like a lesbian couple. No words....