Deryck, sweetie, you're awesome, but you need to stand up, go get a dictionary (I know you've done this before, in your "Rolling Stone" rant, you dug up a definition for "metaphor"), and look up the word "soon." Here, I'll make it easy for you. There it is. Now after you read it, copy it, paste it into an e-mail box, and send it to Cone and Steve who appear to also have the wrong definition of "soon."
soon
/sun/
–adverb, -er, -est. 1.within a short period after this or that time, event, etc.:
We shall know soon after he calls. 2.before long; in the near future; at an early date:
Let's leave soon. 3.promptly or quickly:
He came as soon as he could. 4.readily or willingly:
I would as soon walk as ride. 5.early in a period of time; before the time specified is much advanced:
soon at night; soon in the evening. 6.
Obsolete. immediately; at once; forthwith.