Alanis Morissette

[Mass]

That blows.

If she isn't too lazy she'll tour near you soon. Probably in the summer. She refuses to go to Australia did you know that? It's fucking hilarious. She said something about that it's not appealing to her. Like wth bitch, you have fans there!

But she loves Europe. And of course India lmao.

Thaaaaaank yoooooooouuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwww, thaaaaaaaank yououwuwwwww

[miriam]

HAHH yes.
Actually, Alanis came to my country in September from 2003, I couldn't go 'cuz I didn't like Alanis that much back then. I'm so fucking regretting that. Wish I could go back to September from 2003 again..

[Mass]

I had the same thing. I started to like her, but not enough to buy tickets lol.

lalala, I'll be excited when the tour starts next week. She better preview some new tunes like she promised!

[miriam]

yeah me too! Anyway, I need to start saving up money. I wanna go to many concerts this year.

[Super Cartman]

Ugh! Can't wait for FOE ><

[Mass]

Yay, more impatient fans!

[Mass]

Had a great chat with Alanis Morissette last night. In all my years interviewing musicians, NO ONE -- not Mellencamp, not Brian Johnson, not Slash -- has been able to string together profanity like the 33-year-old pop star. At one point, we were basically just trading the f-bomb back and forth. I was smitten.

Alanis, who plays the St. Pete Times Forum this Saturday, also looooves tequila, and says introducing alcohol into her life has made her a better, more balanced person. All of this leads me to wonder what in the hell Ryan Reynolds was thinking...

Anyway, here's a rough draft of my Alanis profile, the final version of which runs in the paper Thursday. I had about an hour to be brilliant (or not), so be gentle...

Alanis Morissette is looking forward to her next panic attack. This nasty shard of self-doubt will arrive this spring, on the eve of the release of her new album, Flavors of Entanglement, yet another brutally revealing look into the heart, soul and messed-up lovelife of the pop poet.

"The night before my albums are released, I always wake up in the middle of the night seized with horror," says the 33-year-old calling from Los Angeles. She’ll worry that she's said too much. She’ll freak out that a former paramour is going to go ballistic.

"But then I eventually go back to sleep, and I’m fine in the morning. Every time I've [panicked], nothing’s happened. The sky didn’t fall. It’s been fine."

And no, she says, none of those former paramours have ever called to complain.

Morissette, who plays the St. Pete Times Forum in Tampa this Saturday, is "really excited to share" her new batch of tunes. At the same time, she’s aware that an increasingly gossip-gorged media will dissect every aspect of her disc looking for juicy clues. After all, they’ve been doing so since her debut, 1995’s Jagged Little Pill, which has now sold 30 million albums worldwide.

Was smash single You Oughta Know really about that goofy dude from Full House? The guessing games turned the song into a modern-day version of Carly Simon’s You’re So Vain — and turned Morissette into an overnight phenom.

On 1998 album Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie ("that title is too f------ long!" she now laughs), Morissette went even further. The song Unsent was a series of letters to even more past loves. "Dear Matthew I like you a lot / I realize you’re in a relationship with someone right now..."

But this time, TMZ-cluttered heads might actually explode. Last year, Morissette split with actor Ryan Reynolds, who is now rumored to be engaged to Scarlett Johansson. So naturally, the Reynolds Watch will be in major effect on the 11-track Flavors of Entanglement, which was produced by electronica guru Guy Sigsworth and helped Alanis get through "fragile moments."

Per usual, Morissette will let the music do the talking. Oh, she’ll be coy. And charming. She might even mess with a few heads. But as for name-dropping? "I see a huge difference between secrecy and privacy," she says. "I’ll always been authentic in my songwriting. But I don’t talk about who I write about."

So aware is Morissette of her diary-entry reputation that she spoofed herself on a classic episode of HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm, in which she finally "told" Larry David the inspiration for You Oughta Know. So, did she really spill the goods to the cranky comic? She laughs: "Every take, I whispered a different person. [Co-star] Jeff Garland gave me people to say that would make Larry laugh."

At the risk of betraying Morissette’s heavy-thinking aura, she’d actually make the ideal party partner. She swears more than any rock star I’ve ever interviewed, an f-dripped torrent of profanity threading her considerable smarts. She likes to brag about her two motorcycles, a Ducati and a Triumph.

And she’s thoroughly convinced that tequila — tequila! — has made her a better person. "Some people see alcohol as being destructive," she says. "I see alcohol as my turning point."

After years of intense professional drive and ferocious work habits, Morissette, for the first time in her life, is actually starting to have fun. "I’m just now balancing things out," she says. "And cocktails help." She’s even written a new song, On the Tequila, to celebrate her loosening up.

"I take great pride in being vulnerable and human," she says.

Even with all the inevitable Reynolds talk, this will be a sweet year for Alanis. After this current tour, in which she’s opening for Matchbox 20, she’ll release Flavors of Entanglement. She’ll then play a series of European dates before returning to the states for a headlining run.

No song is off-limits on her tour, no matter the subject matter. This includes Everything, a bared-soul heart-smasher off of 2004’s So-Called Chaos. "I’m still all the things I wrote about on that album," she says.

During her show, there will even be a "tip of the hat" to her YouTube-hot cover of the Black Eyed Peas’ My Humps, which Morissette remade as a dirgelike pro-feminist rallying cry — which it may or may not be. Like most of her music, she is leaving the ultimate interpretation up to us.

So while we obsess over her motives and her life, the well-balanced Alanis Morissette will be singing and smiling and swearing up a storm. Get the tequila ready.

Pop Music | Tampabay.com - St. Petersburg Times: Archives

[Mass]

I'm getting too fucking excited for this record!

Love how she's so much more laidback this time around. Hahah and she loves the liquor
I knew that song title was accurate, Blender wouldn't lie about song titles.

I hope it's a fun rocking song.

And I man she better stop by close to my country when she's in Europe. I need to see her.

Hihi, I'm feeling like a little kid in a candystore when articles of Alanis poor in. Just when it's so dull something pops up!

[Mass]

She's having her first gig tonight or whatever the time is.

It's so exciting and nerve wracking over at am.info. A guy named John is attending it, and says she'll be playing for an hour. 11 songs, 5/6 old ones.

So new tunes! AAAAAAAAAH fuck yeah!
I'm constantly refreshing the page for new info lol.

I'm over the top giddy at the moment.

[rockpit]

Hahah, well, have a nice "refreshment" Don't forget to post links if they come up

[miriam]

whoa....I thought Alani