"Like two ships passing in the night..." YES. YES. YES. YES.
Just in time for VALENTINES DAY… the heavens of humor shined upon us (the traveling circus (in no way related to the BSpears circus) of a tour) I’m gonna call it out right now… My manager, Bradford Elton Cobb the 3rd was apart of a MISSED CONNECTIONS on craigslist. WHAT ARE THE ODDS? Listen, if you don’t know what “missed connections” is… you have to check it out… they are always SO entertaining and very hard to pin point about who it could be about… cause it could be about ANYONE, really. Usually the stories are like… “So I saw you at the coffee bean and tea leaf on robertson and beverly… and you ordered a soy mocha frap no whip… I was too nervous to say anything to you… call me.” Anyway, someone found this for him and then I, of course, made him send it to me. These should be renamed StAlKeR CoNnEcTiOnS.
It’s GENUIS!
My only response to her though is, honey, don’t let that mississippi charm fool you for a second! Turn your radar on… he’s a bona-fide DELTA QUEEN!
"Remember when we were kids and we would stay up all night before valentines day and write out our cards to chip, josh, emily, tara and zack? We would deposit a few sweethearts in each card, I was always particular… making sure the “be mines” and the “I love you’s” were in chip, josh and zacks. The “You’re the bee’s knees” and “best friends” were in the emily and tara’s. I didn’t wanna come off greedy I would wake up the next morning and hand deliver them… sometimes I even cheated and gave a few to the older class boys… I was smooth like that. As I progressed in years the valentines day cards went from pooh bear to hello kitty and then to vintage ones that would take a lot of time to find… then they went to the dark side. I have been on the dark side ever since. I believe it is for the best. I would like to introduce you to the most fucked up internet card site. It tells the truth with every card ever sent. Well, the hilarious truth that is. It’s like that movie… “He’s just not that into you” (which fyi is brilllsiant!) If you haven’t sent your cards out yet… and wanna skip the paper trail… let me introduce :
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We party with Katy Perry The all-important second album is a way off for Katy Perry, but she's already thinking about it.
Speaking after her standout Grammys performance, Perry told Insider she had a few ideas simmering.
"I will keep in the vein of making a pop album, but probably a more up-to-date pop album,'' she said.
"Some of the things on my (debut) record were from a five-year span; the second record will be more future present sonically. And I hope to make an acoustic record not too far off in the future.''
The "I Kissed A Girl" singer was in high spirits despite missing out on a Grammy and is looking forward to touring Australia in August.
And, in a totally random piece of trivia, Perry revealed to Insider that her mother's nickname for her is "Feather''.
"It's 'cos I used to whistle myself to sleep as a kid, and it reminded my mum of a bird,'' she explained, adding that her other nickname was ``KP''.
Originally posted Sunday February 15, 2009 02:00 PM EST
Katy Perry and Benji Madden Photo by: Bruce Gifford / FilmMagic; Jean Baptiste Lacroix / WireImage
Earlier in the night she may have called it "the horror that is Valentine's Day," but Katy Perry appears to have been struck by cupid's arrow – which also seems to have hit Paris Hilton's ex, Benji Madden.
Following her Valentine's show at Hard Rock Hotel's Wasted Space, Perry, 24, and Madden, 29, headed to Lavo – where the two conspicuously cuddled throughout the night, later prompting one observer to sense "some chemistry there."
Madden, in town to DJ, even danced for Perry during several songs – and at those rare times when their hands weren't on each other's legs.
– Mark Gray
I wanna be like grace kelly.
"oh kittens! It’s two pseudo famous people sitting next to each other… doesn’t mean we were bumping uglies! You know I don’t just do that with anyone! That’s just how the media works, as you can tell. I was there celebrating a really fun show and a boozy valentines with all my good friends. We were like a group of 25! Benji is a nice young fellow, but my heart really belongs to kitty purry/markus molinari. Hope your vagina day was as FUN as mine. Definitely not too heart breaking Guess what? I’m in Monte Carlo/Monaco, France right now. Oh shayth do I have frequent flyer milez for days… I wonder if you can cash in frequent flyer miles for a boyfriend rather than just dinners and gift certificates for starbucks? ”How many miles for brad pitt, pls?” Europe you ready for some hello katy?!? YAYAYAYAYGO GO GO GO GO!"
Trouble's brewing in LaLa land after Katy Perry enjoyed a Valentine's Day party with Paris Hilton's ex Benji Madden.
The pair were spotted getting familiar inside Las Vegas club LAVO just months after Madden split from the heiress and week's since Perry's own split from Gym Class Heroes singer Travis McCoy.
'Katy and Benji sat together and chatted closely,' said one club snitch.
Katy Perry: Katy Perry gets back at family after embarrassing childhood photo leak
Katy Perry has got back at her family for leaking her embarrassing childhood pictures to an American television network.
Snaps of the pop singer, known for her unconventional style of dress, often humorous, had been provided by her parents on the request of CBS.
And now, the ‘I Kissed A Girl’ hitmaker has settled scores by uploading fault0finding pictures of her flame-haired sister Angela on her blog.
"HAHAHA. My parents approved the most redick (ridiculous) family fotos (sic) and sent them into CBS without thinking about it or asking what I thought about it," Contactmusic quoted her as saying.
"You can imagine as I am sitting there watching the tv, hands over face… mortified. Thank you mom and dad… at the old age of 24 you continue to succeed in making my face red. I would have sent in more of my pageant photos of course… but… what fun would that be?
"(So) I wanna team all my fans with a photo of my HOT GINGE sister, Angela. Wow. look at that tender mess. We’re sorry all the gingers are going extinct. We salute you for you braveness of being a ginge.
"She’s gonna kill me when she wakes up and finds the spreading of the ginge foto (sic) all over the www (internet)," she added. (ANI)
Benji is looking kinda hot lately. He's lost some of his pudge. And I really love Katy BUT she is not a great live singer or performer IMO. She has no rhythm and looks uncomfortable on stage.