I think this has been posted but lets just LOL at this:
Someone in Los Angeles' Chateau Marmont hotel VIP section secretly recorded this conversation on their phone and sent it to us. Here's the transcript:
[Fast-forward through a half-hour conversation about whether or not hair extensions are still in, hotels in Miami, and what to mix with rum not to get a headache... apparently it's cocaine.]
Avril: (presumably speaking to Brody Jenner after spotting Lindsay Lohan) Ew, why is she here? She totally blanked me last time. I hate her. Like, I mean, she couldn't just say "Hey" or whatever? I think she was ignoring me, so now I hate her.
[long pause, hurried speech, still speaking to Brody] Let me tell you something about Lindsay Lohan. We were really close at one point, shared a couple drinks. I know that's really embarrassing, but whatever. I was with Deryck at that point — sorry, Brody — and we ran into her but even from those few drinks I could tell she was, like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, we just hung out for a brief period of time that night and passed numbers off.
So one day I blew her off to hang out with Deryck, and she texted me, going, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I was like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, I hold this all-ages girls-only pool party — if I knew you then, I would've totally invited you, Eyelashes — and I didn't invite her even though some of her friends were there 'cause I was like, really creeped out, you know? I mean I couldn't have someone that obsessed with me at my party! There were gonna be girls there in their bikinis, right? I mean, then later I found out she was dating that DJ whatsherface, and now no one will talk to her, and now she's even more totally weird and I guess now she's on crack.
[silence]
Avril: [more quietly] Oh MY Gawd, is she coming over here? She's so pathetic. Nobody talk to that slore. I hate her and stanky trash leggings.
Lindsay: Hey guys —
Avril: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE, YOU ARE FAKE, YOU ARE A LOSER. ... How could you not talk to me at that event-thing, that was soo mean of you. I said hi and everything and you totally ignored me... I mean, I DON'T LIKE FALSE PEOPLE. STAY AWAY FROM ME AND MY FRIENDS!
Lindsay: Wow, I was just coming over to say hi. Why are you getting in my face? I didn't do anything to you.
Avril: You think this is Mean Girls or something, Cady Heron? I am the motherfucking princess. I am soo much more talented than you are!
[Presumably] Brody: Baby—
Lindsay: Oh, no you didn't. You're so drama. DON'T THREATEN ME! I AM SO GETTING YOU KICKED OUT OF HERE. SECURITY, SECURITY! YOU NEED TO REMOVE THIS PERSON!
[muffled, in the distance]
Lindsay: Do you no know who I am?... I was in Mean Girls... I was the cute twin in the Parent Trap... when I ask you to remove someone, you listen to me!
[chatter resumes at Avril table]
Avril: I can't believe that bitch. I hate her. She's such a slut.
Presumably Brody: Huh-huh. Yeah.
Avril: Like, seriously. What. a. cunt.
Presumably Brody: Huh-huh. Yeah.
Avril: Yeah, like, she's a slunt. I just made that up! That's a word, right?
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how many times is mean girls mentioned in that article? jeez its like this was written in 04
Originally Posted by Annie Was Here
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