I have millions of them but let us start with the simple ones, and Avril they are respectful so why not join in.
What do you get when you have a bathtub with no hot water?
A cold April shower.
How many Avril's does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to smash a loose fitted bulb and one to rub it under your nose.
Why is Avril so gorgeous?
To get my attention.
Anyone else have one...
Heard Avril had a foot complex but when I look at them I really really like them SOOO CUTE
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"In the end, there's no point in doing things here in life if it offers no satisfactory feelings."
Well maybe not millions but enough, and starting with a joke about my jokes is not a bad start lol. The reason I didnt start with the best ones is to be artistic, like a good book or movie, you want to start slow and work your way up to an awesome climax, yours was pretty good, original. btw, on that other thread about Av's fifth album (hopefully there will be one) some of you took my message way too deep. I wasnt saying I have connections at the top and know all, I only meant from sources like newspapers and interviews and so on that it would be logical to presume that "leftover" songs and a romantic theme would be appropriate for a fifth album. I dont know that for a fact and I was trying to invoke some friendly discussion about it. Thats all.
A psychologist visits an old psychologist friend now director of a psycho ward for celebs. The director gives his colleague a tour. They come to a room with two young guys playing with blocks. The visiting psychologist asks what their problems are. "That one is Deryck, he was deemed insane after his wife left him." says the director. "I see, and the other one?" "That is Brody also deemed insane, he is now with Deryck's ex."
No disrespect meant towards Deryck or Brody, just a joke, hope you dont mind if you read this, just kidding.
Heard Avril had a foot complex but when I look at them I really really like them SOOO CUTE
A man goes to a restaurant while holidaying in Spain. He orders what he thinks is some exotic food, but he sees the guy on the table in front of him getting served a delicacy that everyone in the hotel was eying with undisguised envy. He calls his waiter and asks him what that is. The waiter replies,"Local delicacy, senor: Bull's testes, fresh from the daily local bullfight." The man is impressed and asks for one. But the waiter replies," We have only one fight daily, senor. Come back tomorrow." The next day the comes back and orders the stuff. The stuff smells equally appetizing like yesterday's, but is smaller. The man asks the waiter the reason. The waiter calmly replies," Well, senor, sometimes, the bull wins." Funny,isn't it???
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