I have millions of them but let us start with the simple ones, and Avril they are respectful so why not join in.
What do you get when you have a bathtub with no hot water?
A cold April shower.
How many Avril's does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to smash a loose fitted bulb and one to rub it under your nose.
Why is Avril so gorgeous?
To get my attention.
Anyone else have one...