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Dirty Mouthy's Corner (just some crazy-bitch diva-move of a whine -- so move along, nothing to see here) ......... Avril pulled an Avril (again) AKA Wish You Were Here Week Is Weak ..... As at GMA earlier that same morning, at BMB Avril is still looking down at her cheat-sheet on the floor for the words to WYWH. But I guess she has done WTH so many times by now, her heavily-relied-on-cheat-sheet perf of WTH at GMA was enough of a live reheasal that she felt comfortable to fly solo this time, thus the shades here..... I don't care about GL so I don't care that Av was not rehearsed, and ragged at times during her performance at GMA that morning. I do like WTH but I much prefer the rock version, so WTH (I am waiting for the really good ones er the new album er am I?). But I must say I don't care for her crazy-bitch diva-move to complain to Twitter pre-GMA about having only got two hours sleep. Which actually I would not care about except that unlike Avril, GMA came prepared, having read her Twitter, they asked her about it. Av should have brushed it off, like oh I was just being a baby for a second, I am more than ready to roll. But oh no she had to compound it by making excuses to GMA. Bad job by her not to rehearse when she needed it, and not gettting enough needed sleep, but even worse to whine about it on Twitter, and then on US network TV. L.A. Reid must be so proud. Like if I am heading into work, I am going to bitch about a lack of sleep on social media under my own name where my boss can read it, and then when I get to work, whine some more about it to everyone there. As if. It's unprofessional. Not that anyone would ever accuse Av of being professional. JK But to quote her, she can do better. And to paraphrase Tom Hanks in 'A League of Their Own,' there's no crying in rock n roll! (Like there's no crying about Avril anymore at Bandaids or you will be told to stfu so I better!) .....Maybe Av's head is not in the game because in her mind she has already moved on from the epic fail of GL. I mean, according to this week's world charts, since WYWH was released as a single, it has only charted in one country, her old homeland of Canada. There it spent two weeks in the Top 100, peaking at #64, and then disappeared. And that was two weeks ago! WYWH BTW is not currently on the US iTunes Top 100. The WYWH's week of promo is no-go. If as some say GL was an epic fail, WYWH must be the mother-of-all-cluster-fucking fails. Too early to call it? Could AB pull a GF-like magic-reload-trick with the vid of her ragged performance at GMA? Could it go ultra-viral-hysterical and somehow bring her ragged glory on the charts next month? To quote Firesign Theatre, 'all I know is everything you know is wrong.' Tis the season of miracles, after all. I keed I keed...... So maybe in Av's short-sleep dreams she's on to the new album and next era. She is too busy thinking about rocking and ruling the world again. I know I am. Llike Martha Stewart says, 'it's a good thing.' So can I get you a little head cheese with that whine, Ms. Best Damn Thing? (OK OK. I stfu again now.)
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