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Some funny football quotes.........

Gerard Houllier:
".....You can not say my team aren't winners. They've proved that by finishing fourth, third, and second in the last three years..."

Steven Gerrard:
".....I've got a good record there- played one, won one - hopefully it will be the same after saturday....."

Rob Hawthorne:
".....All of West Ham's away victories have come on opponents' territory....."

David O'Leary:
".....Achilles tendon injuries are a pain in the butt....."

Denis Law:
".....There's no way Ryan Giggs is another George Best. He's another Ryan Giggs....."

Clive Tyldesley:
".....He's not George Best, but then again, no-one is....."

David Coleman:
".....On this 102nd Cup Final today, there are just two teams left...."

Brian Moore:
"....Newcastle, unbeaten in their last five wins....."

Bobby Robson:
".....Well, we got nine....and you can't score more than that....."

Ron Greenwood:
"......In comparison, there's no comparison....."

Ron Atkinson:
"......I'm going to make a prediction.....".....it could go either way....."

Peter Jones:
".....So Liverpool are ahead 2-1.....".it couldn't be a closer lead....."

Des Lynam:
".....Real's second goal made it 3-0....."

George Best:
".....I once said Gazza's IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me.....'What's an IQ ?'....."

Gordon Strachan: (after defeat by Everton)
".....I tried to get the disappointment out of my system by going for a walk. I ended up 17 miles from home and I had to phone my wife, Lesley to come and pick me up....."

Niall Quinn:
".....the Albanians are penetrating us from all positions....."

Thierry Henry:
".....If the referee had eyes, he would have sent Neville off....."

Gordon Strachan:
".....The ref said: 'If I make a mistake don't make me look an idiot.' I had a great reply lined up but it would have cost me a couple of quid....."

Andy Gray:
".....Anyone who takes drugs should be hammered....."

Joe Royle:
".....Wolves beat Palace convincingly without being convincing....."

Kevin Kilbane:
".....We kicked ourselves in the teeth....."

Glenn Hoddle:
".....I have never heard a minute's silence like the one for Princess Diana....."

Alan Brazil:
".....Our talking point this morning is George Best, his liver transplant and the booze culture in football. Don't forget, the best caller wins a crate of John Smith's....."

David Unsworth:
".....Wayne Rooney can go all the way to the top if he keeps his head firmly on the ground....."

Ron Atkinson: (as Steve MacManaman hoisted the European Cup, after Real Madrid defeated Valencia)
".....you won't see that again now that the Scouser's got it....."

Bill Shankly:
"....I'm not giving away any secrets like that to Milan. If I had my way, I wouldn't even tell them the time of the kick-off....

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[Diiddyx]

I love Smosh

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Okay.. this is a kinda weird video..

Smosh are the best!

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God, I love this thread.

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I'm laughing so hard right now , haha
already happend to me

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Story of my life:

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Story of my life:
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You freaking genius I love them all!

[Jeppe]

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Awwwwwww! Hahaha

Dancing chihuahua!!!!!


I think this could also be applied for bandaids




You have to love this cow!



Too soon?



And last but not least, if you don't love Kristen Wiig you should ask your doctor what's wrong with your funny bone

[Black.Bonez.Tour]

God, I love this thread.

you're not the only one ..

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