Here are the entries for POTW#2, please vote for your favourite(s)
This week's theme was:
Funny/Humorous/Silly
Entry #1
Entry #2I am walking in the mall
and guess what I see?
Some huge fake nipples
Pointing at me!
Big nipples, they look real but they’re not
Big nipples, you should hide them with a thick bra
Big nipples, oh yeah, yeah, yeah
I was looking at them
and guess what I thought?
Why would man create such big nipples
and put them in such a public spot
Big nipples, they look real but they’re not
Big nipples, you should hide them with a thick bra
Big nipples, oh yeah, yeah, yeah
So this is my story of running into stuff
such as big fake nipples that makes me strangely hot!
Big nipples, they look real but they’re not
Big nipples, you should hide then with a thick bra
Big nipples, oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Entry #3There once was a barber named Thaddeus McGear
He used to cut hair while he drank bottles of beer
Till one day he slipped
And the thing that he clipped
Was actually somebody’s ear!
"Unfortunate Society"
So I sat down and had a think,
What to write a poem about,
Then I saw (well heard) inspiration,
From a bunch of teenage girls laugh and shout.
It's a cold December, it's almost snowing,
And these teenage girls were wearing very little clothes.
They're trying to get attention from the 'bad-ass boys'
Striking a quacking duck lips pose.
They must be about aged fourteen,
What a great future they must have planned...
Because it's four o'clock in the morning,
And they have beer cans in their hands.
Fake eyelashes, fake tan,
and some other stuff too,
If you're trying to be like Barbie,
My little sister has some spare dolls one for each of you.
So when I write a poem,
Made to be funny,
Our society is the joke,
So like these girls would say:
PEACE OUT HUNNY.
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I found out what I've been doing wrong, when I press "preview poll" after I've checked the box to hide results, it automatically changes back to public results. I've asked Jululps to change it for me, sorry for doing it again
Originally Posted by Blue Jeans
as long as everyone is enjoying it ;D
"If you wanna bring me down, go ahead and try."
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