The Simpsons

[Evil J]

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just found this! its amazing!

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

AMAZING

[LΞW!S]

hahahahaah!!!

Family guy is way funnier though

and Amy a this is a very good discussion, a thread WAS needed!

[Evil J]

Family guy is amazing too...

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

[LΞW!S]

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

[Morenor]

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

I like that one

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

And that one too

[Evil J]

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

thats my favourite of all time

[cool kids]

simpsons is way better than family guy. its true they do try to compete with family guy. but they don't need to imo because they are sooo much funnier.

[HBK-79]

I don't know why they made a Simpsons movie 18 years after it was put on the air.

Ralph: I like men now.

[Hunter]

I like Family Guy better. I think it's much funnier. Simpsons isn't that funny to me.

[LΞW!S]

I love this thread. I agree with Hunter, But I am making a new thread

[.love.rock.avril.]

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

I like that one

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

And that one too

yep I remember it hahahahaha , and love it

an otrher (i can't remember it very clearly, but was something like this)
flanders son: bart, what is "gay" ?
bart: when a man do something right
f. son: daddy im gaaay!!!
hahahahah .. =)

sorry if someone already comment this chapter xP

[Avril 41]

the simpsons are getting boring i think and i love family guy!!!