Missing link in evolution found

[Dain Bramage]

I believe that aliens brought humans to the earth from Mars

so do I , or to be correct humans used to be Martians .
A giant meteor hit their moon , which caused it to explode , and all the rocks and dust went into the atmosphere of mars blanking out the sun , which made the planet freeze .
the Martians escaped in their space ships and came to Earth to live but they found they couldn't live with the high pressure and high gravity , they were to tall and lanky, so they mated their DNA with Neanderthal like apes DNA , the result is modern humans like us .

the earth ape things they mixed their DNA from actually evolved from dolphins that had become trapped for thousands of years in a huge sea in the middle of Africa that was cut of from the oceans when the continent rose up , every year the water became less and less so the dolphins crawling around in low water , they developed legs over a long time and walked off.
interestingly we still have the same hands and bones as dolphins and they love us .

all facts

[OneOfMyLies]

far out that's amazing but like ally said i believed in it before hand. didn't humans come from apes? lol

[AvrilObsessed91]

i voted yes

[XxLoki]

I believe that aliens brought humans to the earth from Mars

so do I , or to be correct humans used to be Martians .
A giant meteor hit their moon , which caused it to explode , and all the rocks and dust went into the atmosphere of mars blanking out the sun , which made the planet freeze .
the Martians escaped in their space ships and came to Earth to live but they found they couldn't live with the high pressure and high gravity , they were to tall and lanky, so they mated their DNA with Neanderthal like apes DNA , the result is modern humans like us .

the earth ape things they mixed their DNA from actually evolved from dolphins that had become trapped for thousands of years in a huge sea in the middle of Africa that was cut of from the oceans when the continent rose up , every year the water became less and less so the dolphins crawling around in low water , they developed legs over a long time and walked off.
interestingly we still have the same hands and bones as dolphins and they love us .

all facts

[OneOfMyLies]

^LMAO!

[Mother*Fucking*Princess]

Avril is god. So seeing as she was born like 24 years ago, she couldn't have created the world

ROFL thats awesome i agree

[Thank Your Lucky Stars]

Evolution is pretty much fact. Is there even room for opinion on this topic?

Um.......

Alright. Tons of people believe it was God who invented humans. I respect their point of view.

[Vampire Welfare Queen]

I suppose I respect it. I don't get it, though. I think it's a bit bizarre to argue with, er, science.

[AvrilObsessed91]

the theory of evolution sounds very logical

[Adam Bandaids]

Evolution is pretty much fact. Is there even room for opinion on this topic?

Yup! Right here

[Quis separabit?]

Keep it there.

[Adam Bandaids]

Um, I will?

P.S. Nice signature